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To "On the Street Where You Live"
(Lyrics by Alan Jay Lerner/
Music by Frederick Loewe)
Parody Lyrics by Marcy Shaffer
I have often stocked up on meat before.
In Santa Fe.
Green Bay.
a U.S.D.A. treat before.
Can’t ignore it’s bad
When your cows go mad.
To complete:
I can’t eat where I live.
There’s a viral breeze blowing into town.
And each chicken who is stricken
will be put right down.
I don’t have a clue
What will then ensue.
So I tweet:
I can’t eat where I live.
And, oh, the cowering reeling.
Just to know
there’s risk in your bread.
The disempowering feeling.
That any moment you may suddenly
drop dead.
Tuna canned or rare
Was my favorite.
‘Til some chemical systemical endangered it.
It is very strange.
It's a scary change.
White or wheat:
I can’t eat where I live.
To repeat:
I can’t eat where I live!
Janis Liebhart - lead vocal
Greg Hilfman - music director
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