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JUST FOLLOWING BORDERS
[Immigration]

 


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To "GOD REST YE MERRY GENTLEMEN"
(TRADITIONAL)

Parody Lyrics by Marcy Shaffer

Arrest!
Ye governmental men,
and do not disregard:
All those who cross our borders when
They haven't got a card.
And if they flow from Mexico?
Arrest them really hard!
Deny those who come for employ.
In a convoy.
Deny those who come by convoy.


To us the global elements
Of wretched refuse pour.
We had the sense to start a fence.
To keep our many more.
Now we create a database
To hold our golden shore.
Defy those who come for employ.
Or they'll destroy.
Defy those who come to destroy.


Non-native high-tech brainiacs.
With companies to steer.
Those innovative maniacs.
Each foreign engineer.
So what if they pay income tax?
They were not born HERE!
Decry those who come for employ.
How they annoy.
Decry those who come and annoy.


Illegals!
All ye millions.
Ye should quit your U.S. nest.
Or witness the philosophy
We Citizens fit best.
See, there will be no amnesty.
Or working as a guest.
We fry those who come for employ.
It is a joy!
We fry those who come.
It is a joy!


gary stockdale - lead vocal;
background vocals
Janis Liebhart - background vocals
Greg Hilfman - music director

 

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