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DEMO-GRAPHICS ♫
[Democrat Self-Help]

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To "Prologue: Jellicle Songs For Jellicle Cats," from Cats (Music by Andrew Lloyd Webber/TEXT BY TREVOR NUNN and Richard Stilgoe AFTER T.S. ELIOT)

Parody Lyrics by Marcy Shaffer

Of a plan are you thought
To be wholly bereft?
Do you skate great divides
from both sides of your mouth?
To the right do you trot
when you ought to go left?
Would you boast on the Coast
that you're toast in the South?

Because Democrats are and Democrats do.
Democrats do and Democrats would.
Democrats would and Democrats can.
Democrats can and Democrats do.

When a swift boater kicks
do you fall to your knees?
Can you parse like a farce?
Can you be alpha-maled?
Do you yearn to hug chicks?
Can you learn to hug trees?
Do you know how to grow
What you haven't inhaled?

Because Democrats can and Democrats do.
Democrats do and Democrats can.
Democrats can and Democrats do.
Democrats do and Democrats can.
Democrats can and Democrats do.

Can you aim to be clear
why the war you supported.
But sound less coherent
than Rumsfeld or Rice?
Do you claim you're a wreck
that the facts were distorted?
When you sign a blank check
do you whine at the price?

Are you tough as a noodle?
And enough like a poodle
So you make Tony Blair look a lion at that.
Were you quick to exude
that you're slick and you're shrewd?
If you are and you were:
you're a Democrat.

Requiem songs for Democrats.
Requiem songs for Democrats.
Requiem songs for Democrats.
Requiem songs for Democrats.
Requiem songs for Democrats.

Can you shake how you've been
only after you've polled?
Do you tie to extremes
you should try to control?
Can you take a sure win
and get totally rolled?
Your American dreams.
do you buy with your soul?

Democrats can and Democrats do.
Democrats can and Democrats do.
Democrats can and Democrats do.
Democrats can and Democrats do.

Requiem songs for Democrats.
Requiem songs for Democrats.
Requiem songs for Democrats.
Requiem songs for Democrats.
Requiem songs for Democrats!

Janis Liebhart - lead vocal; background vocals
Rick Logan - lead vocal; BACKGROUND VOCALS
Greg Hilfman - music director

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