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To "The 59th Street Bridge Song
(Feelin' Groovy)"
(Words and Music by Paul Simon)
Parody Lyrics by Marcy Shaffer
No down.
and credit line.
You sniff the whiff
of '29?
Just giving thanks
I don't own banks
To maneuver.
Feels like Hoover.
C.D.O. - oh-oh-oh-oh.
Feels like Hoover.
Walloped Wall Street:
Are you hedging?
I bet you get George Bush alleging:
That he wasn't
The Approver.
I.O.U. - oo-oo.
Feels like Hoover.
C.D.O. - oh-oh-oh-oh.
Feels like Hoover.
I have no cash on hand.
No balance on my sheet.
My home's lost fifty grand.
Margin calls, I can't meet.
I'm the middle class mass
Amid total defeat.
Call the mover.
Feels like Hoover.
L.T.V.
F.D.I.C.
G.D.P.
G.S.E.!
E.P.S.
N.Y.S.E.
S.E.C.
F.R.B.!
C.P.I.
R.E.I.T.
R.O.I.
R.T.C.!
C.M.O.
C.B.O.T.
C.E.O.
O.C.C.!
A.R.M.
F.A.S.B.
E.T.F.
E.F.T.!
A.B.S.
S.P.I.V.
F.O.M.C.
C.D.!
FEELS LIKE HOOVER ...
GARY STOCKDALE
- lead vocal; BACKGROUND VOCALS
Greg Hilfman - music director
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2007 The Meyer Shaffer Company LLC. All rights reserved. These audio files are provided for personal listening only. No reproduction,
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