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To "I Love To Laugh," from Mary Poppins
(Words and Music by Richard M. Sherman
and Robert B. Sherman)
Parody Lyrics by Marcy Shaffer
I'D LOVE A DRAFT.
BOYS AND GIRLS DISLODGED.
I'D LOVE A DRAFT.
ONE THAT COULD NEVER BE DODGED.
IT MAY SOUND DAFT.
BUT I HEREBY SUBMIT:
ONLY WITH A DRAFT
WILL PEOPLE START GIVING A SPIT.
WILL PEOPLE START GIVING A SPIT.
VOLUNTEER ARMY A-WARRING.
FEELS LIKE A VIDEOGAME.
WE'RE CAVALIERLY IGNORING THE BLAME.
WHO CAN NAME EVEN ONE NAME?
WHO'S ON THE FRONT?
WHO'S THE POOR GRUNT?
HE'S NOT SOME HEDGE FUNDER'S KID.
THEY JUST DEPLOY AND DESTROY HOI POLLOI.
THAT'S HOW THEY HID WHAT THEY DID.
IF YOU'RE DREAMING OF PRINCETON
FOR YOUR FAVORITE PETITE.
AND SHE'S
ORDERED OFF TO TIKRIT.
I BET YOU'D COMPETE
TO MAKE BUSH OBSOLETE.
(SWEET.)
I'D LOVE A DRAFT!
UP TO AGE SIXTY AT LEAST.
IRAQ RE-STAFFED.
HUMVEE SUPPLIES THAT INCREASED.
I'D CRAFT A DRAFT
AS THE NEOCON'S PETARD.
AND HAND GEORGE HIS CARD
RIGHT BACK TO THE NATIONAL GUARD.
RIGHT BACK TO THE NATIONAL GUARD!
Gary Stockdale - lead vocal;
background vocals
Greg Hilfman - music director
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2007 The Meyer Shaffer Company LLC. Lyrics ©
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