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To "I'm a Little Teapot"
(Written by George Sanders &
Clarence Kelley)
Parody Lyrics by Marcy Shaffer
I'm a little stem cell, short and stout.
What I can handle, there’s little doubt.
I slam diabetes when I sprout.
Damn! Must scram from some wingnut scout.
As I’m embryonic, I’ve destroyed
Ailments demonic, like a droid.
Parkinson’s success I have enjoyed.
Madness, yes, that I’m unemployed.
Mary Harris
- lead vocal
Greg Hilfman - music Director
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©
2006 The Meyer Shaffer Company LLC. Lyrics ©
2006 The Meyer Shaffer Company LLC. All rights reserved. These audio files are provided for personal listening only. No reproduction,
distribution or performance of this recording or these lyrics is permitted,
in whole or in part in any form, without the prior written authorization of
The Meyer Shaffer Company LLC. For more information, contact
licensing@versusplus.com.
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