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SEASONS OF STUFF
(HAPPENS) ♫

[The State of the Union]

 


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To "Seasons Of Love," from Rent
(Words and Music by Jonathan Larson)

Parody Lyrics by Marcy Shaffer

744,400 minutes.
 As of this summer at least
That number is firm.
 
744,400 minutes.
 How do you measure
The rest of his term?
 
In lay-offs?
In pay-offs?
In day-offs
To play in Crawford?
 
In surges?
In dirges?
'Til he is through.
 
In 744,400 minutes.
How much more ill will
This president do?
 
Yoo hoo, W, dude, you be screwed, no debate.
If you conclude all those other Brownies immigrate.
Yo, W, bro, your homies cain't wait.
While you sleepin' they be leapin'
off your ship of state.
Aw, W, dawg, do you jog every date
That some groggy mama's baby log a amputate?
To flee D.C. be DA destiny
Of 43.
Of 43.
 
744,400 minutes.
 12,000 hours.
That's more than enough:
 
744,400 minutes.
 Because "stuff happens"--
For seasons of stuff.
 
We liked Ron despite Iran.
We liked Bill despite the sex.
This is not such a man.
Can't be too soon he's ex-.
 
Ex-horted.
Ex-ported.
He loves the ex-treme.
Then full rebirth of our worth to the earth:
An American dream!
 
My country 'tis of thee.
Sweet opportunity.
From sea to shining
Redefining sea.
In hand, our grand brand:
"Land of the free."
 
That's how it can be.
 
Post 43.
Post 43.
 
Janis Liebhart - lead vocal; background vocals
Gary Stockdale - lead vocal; background vocals
Greg Hilfman - music director

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