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To "THAT'S AMORE"
(Words by Jack Brooks/
Music by Harry Warren)
Parody Lyrics by Marcy Shaffer
Detainees: fear--
Dick Cheney's here.
For in his sphere.
It's very clear …
When a guy hits your eye
'cause your value is high?
That's not torture.
When we keep you from sleep
'til you weep like Bo-Peep?
That's not torture.
Bugs have charms.,
zipping up your arms.
tripping your alarms.
Our gendarmes won't deny it.
And a hood.
when it's understood.
can be really good.
So no one should decry it.
(Or defy it.)
When we float down your throat
what would bloat up a moat?
That's not torture.
Oh, we're frownin' but clownin'.
No drownin' goes down in
This town.
And though, dude, we include
that you're viewed in the nude.
Just for sport-ure.
So you bled.
weren't fed.
since you aren't, say, dead.
That's not torture!
When a guy hits your eye
'cause your value is high?
That's not torture.
When we keep you from sleep
'til you weep like Bo-Peep?
That's not torture.
When we float down your throat
what would bloat up a moat?
That's not torture.
Oh, we're frownin' but clownin'.
No drownin' goes down in
This town.
And though, dude, we include
that you're viewed in the nude.
Just for sport-ure.
So you bled.
weren't fed.
since you aren't, say, dead.
That's not torture.
That's not torture!
GARY STOCKDALE - LEAD VOCAL, BACKGROUND VOCAL
ANGIE JARÉE - BACKGROUND VOCAL
JANIS LIEBHART - BACKGROUND VOCAL
GREG HILFMAN - MUSIC DIRECTOR
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The Meyer Shaffer Company
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