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To "YOU'RE SO VAIN"
(WORDS AND MUSIC BY CARLY SIMON)
Parody Lyrics by Marcy Shaffer
It's D-Day for each Party.
The G.O.P., it will be engrossed:
In Mitt.
The delegate split.
And how John hit.
The jitters from coast to coast.
While the Democrats are going
bats.
At who will get the most:
Black and Hispanic.
There's panic titanic.
And it's organic.
So:
Your campaign.
Is gonna have a very big news day.
Your campaign.
Could end up with a win or a lose day.
Tuesday.
Whose day?
Well, this super date's in over 20
states.
With delegate rules of their
own.
In the Republican brawl
Some are winner-take-all.
And some are proportion-prone.
But the Democratic's
mathematIcs
are a zone unknown.
Why self-inflict an analysis this
strict?
District by district?
Oh.
Your campaign.
Is gonna have a very big news
day.
Your campaign.
Could end up with a win or a lose
day.
Tuesday.
Whose day?
Oh, the drama that is Clinton and
Obama runs high.
Domestically and overseas.
While the Huckabee quotes.
and the
Paul anecdotes.
Throw such a net
they're set to sweat
punditries.
With Mitt and John,
they'll all be
turning on
A bonfire of vanities.
Will this day
Be just a melee and divider?
Or The Decider?
Oh.
Your campaign.
Is gonna have a hullabaloo day.
Your campaign.
Could end up with a major to-do
day.
Zoo day.
New day.
Today.
Your campaign.
Is gonna have a very big
Tuesday.
Your campaign.
It may not be a win or a lose
day.
Your campaign.
Is gonna have a very big
news day.
Janis Liebhart - lead vocal; background vocals
gary stockdale - BACKGROUND vocalS
Greg Hilfman - music director
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